Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Mayor Rahm Emanuel bans other businesses that don't share Chicago values

Alderman Joe Moreno said he would block a Chick-Fil-A. The mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, said that "Chick Fil A does not share Chicago values."
 
To be consistent with that philosophy, the following will also be banned
 
  • Any Hot Dog stand that puts Ketchup on Hot Dogs. Mustard on Chicago Style hot dogs are a Chicago value. Ketchup is not. (possible exceptions for children under age 9)
  • Any sports bar that shows sympathy to the Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, New York Knicks, L.A. Lakers, or any other team that can beat a Chicago team.
  • Any politician that only that doesn't go along with the party endorsement, and chooses integrity instead.
  • Any candidate that belongs to a party other than the Democratic Party. Oh, wait. That's already happened.